Monday, April 20, 2009

A message from the Partnership for Drug-Free Marsupials


"I thought 4/20 was a hilarious way to celebrate casual drug use. I woke up last year on this very date like any normal day, hopped over to my friend's tree, turned on some Looney Tunes cartoons, and got high all day. And then I died. So remember that next time you think it's all fun and games and no one is going to get hurt. AND ALSO REMEMBER: KANGAROOS THAT USE DRUGS HAVE JOEYS THAT USE DRUGS."
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33 comments:

  1. JApril 20, 2009 at 6:05 AM

    I saw this dude on Cops. He looked totally strung out. I think he has a meth lab in his basement.

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  2. MaraApril 20, 2009 at 6:12 AM

    Uhhh...I guess I shouldn't be getting that kangaroo at the local zoo high anymore. I didn't realize it was lethal for marsupials. My bad!

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  3. AnonymousApril 20, 2009 at 6:14 AM

    dude, i totally forgot today is 4/20... maybe I shouldnt celebrate anymore...

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  4. AnonymousApril 20, 2009 at 6:23 AM

    OMG! :-P

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  5. indigoApril 20, 2009 at 6:41 AM

    that is a successfully self medicated marsupial that otherwise might be hanging around dingy cellars with brad pitt... remember- when it comes to kangaroos- better stoned than fighty.

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  6. Jessica MooneyApril 20, 2009 at 6:55 AM

    Kangaroo normally I would bash you but today I think I will join you. My soul already got sucked out by a cute baby seal so I've got nothing to lose. Happy 4:20!

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  7. The Van Goat RanchApril 20, 2009 at 7:11 AM

    I would never embar - ASS myself like that. Excrutiating.

    p.s. loving this blog.

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  8. The Last WaltzApril 20, 2009 at 7:32 AM

    This kangaroo offered me a joint once, but there was no way I was gonna put my mouth on something that had been inside her pouch. Gross.

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  9. Michelle @ Dream Home DIYApril 20, 2009 at 7:52 AM

    Im pretty sure I saw her on a Cops re-run. She was in her acid washed cut offs and flannel shirt.

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  10. The Silver Spring PenguinApril 20, 2009 at 8:12 AM

    Look at that fucking mess. Kangaroos like that give legitimate stoners a bad name.

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  11. MonaLisaApril 20, 2009 at 8:18 AM

    "You're much too young
    your life ain't begun
    let's hop for a while...."

    Just say 'No', Kangaroo.






    ...just say 'No'.

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  12. gregoryyyApril 20, 2009 at 8:42 AM

    Pssst...,hey,pass it to the left.

    Oh no.

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  13. Mark KreiderApril 20, 2009 at 8:45 AM

    Doesn't even have his wife-beater shirt on! Gaaaaaaaaacckkk!

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  14. GraApril 20, 2009 at 9:42 AM

    I'm not roo-ist but really, everyone knows what they're like. Pot smoking wasters is what they are. But you can't say it because it's not "politically correct". We should stop giving them welfare checks and make them go and get a job. It's a damn disgrace.

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  15. Nicole oh-so LovelyApril 20, 2009 at 10:31 AM

    jesus.....don't even get my started on koalas...those assholes get so high they fall right out of their tree and don't even think about us wee folks walking around down below.

    rubbish

    love,
    www.yourbabyisanasshole.com

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  16. UnknownApril 20, 2009 at 11:12 AM

    And you know the worst part for a high Kangaroo, when they get the munchies, all they have to eat is grass.

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  17. NonnersApril 20, 2009 at 1:05 PM

    That kanga has some deformed hands.

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  18. JApril 20, 2009 at 1:57 PM

    Dear Hippie Kangaroo,

    Get a job.


    Regards,
    Everyone
    http://regardseveryone.blogspot.com/

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  19. DaveApril 20, 2009 at 4:47 PM

    That's what those pouches are for. You know he's holding.

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  20. WR April 20, 2009 at 6:02 PM

    Well, ya wanna know what? Roo's agent has spent a fortune @ Betty's Clinic.

    Like 'they say' - no one can help Roo until Roo is ready to help herself!

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  21. Dr. NoApril 20, 2009 at 6:24 PM

    Officer McGruff should arrest those marsupial offenders! Help us MCGRUFF!

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  22. loosegrapeApril 20, 2009 at 6:42 PM

    Ah,memories. The days of wine and rooses...

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  23. UnknownApril 20, 2009 at 7:41 PM

    ;)

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  24. HogdayafternoonApril 21, 2009 at 7:11 AM

    Kangaroos on drugs is a serious problem in Australia. It causes them to have the biggest balls but the smallest dicks - and they set a bad example. I mean, look at Mel Gibson.

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  25. get in hereApril 21, 2009 at 7:21 AM

    Bong smokin' fuck...

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  26. Kafka Stole My BikeApril 21, 2009 at 8:44 AM

    "My parents' trust fund isn't going to spend itself, dude".

    Your skull is caked with bong resin, so I doubt this will get through. Keep learning the didgeridoo and your Phish jam-sessions, and I'll keep being a productive member of society. I think we can peacefully coexist, as long as you keep your smelly ass in the garage where it belongs.

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  27. The Devil's Daughter-In-LawApril 21, 2009 at 1:07 PM

    Did you ever see that movie "Matilda", about a kangaroo that could box? I think it's the same guy.

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  28. 100%April 21, 2009 at 3:30 PM

    this is an important life lesson for all in the animal kingdom. remember: roos don't use.

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  29. JApril 21, 2009 at 7:35 PM

    haha. where the fuck do you find these photo's man? The jaded hipster owl was a highlight! Go boy go!
    www.johnincharge.blogspot.com

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  30. SophisticatedBrewApril 21, 2009 at 8:00 PM

    Aw, this was all fun and games until that poor Joey came along. An innocent victim, born in a drug-laced pouch.
    Although...It could be kinda fun riding around in a pouch while stoned. Maybe?

    grinandbeerit.blogspot.com

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  31. Lackluster ProcrastinatorApril 22, 2009 at 6:13 AM

    Is he dead??? If so, not so funny. Wah-wah : (

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  32. ZenGrouchApril 22, 2009 at 1:10 PM

    God damned dingos pissed on me again while I was noddin'...

    FUCK YOU DINGOS!

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  33. lateefxMay 11, 2009 at 6:58 AM

    I encourage you to remove this post in light of the recent burst in kangaroo-related violence and unprovoked attacks...I mean was this poor kangaroo wearing boxing gloves...NO:

    Kangaroo gets hit by arrow in head, still in head, and still alive...

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