Friday, May 1, 2009

Caracals just have to be different


What are you trying to prove, Caracal? THERE IS A BASIC CAT TEMPLATE THAT YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW. Ears are only allowed to be so different. There's regular cat ears and folded cat ears. Occasionally, you can have frog eyes for ears (only if you're good). That's fucking it, Caracal. There is nothing in the cat guidelines that allows for custom whale-tails with permed ear-hair. Maybe if it looked a little better I could let it slide. Are you trying to get television reception with those things? Don't even try to flatter me with the come hither look, either, I'm not falling for it. The last time they let a cat get away with some radical shit this happened. Not on my watch, buddy, NOT ON THIS BLOG'S WATCH.
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46 comments:

  1. PersonalFailureMay 1, 2009 at 6:11 AM

    What self respecting cat has antlers for ears?

    Fuck you, caracal.

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  2. The Devil's Daughter-In-LawMay 1, 2009 at 6:19 AM

    You know the WORST part about those assholes? Their stupid unpronouncable name!

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  3. MaraMay 1, 2009 at 6:23 AM

    You look like a fucking joker caracal! Do you see me laughing?

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  4. Laila PMay 1, 2009 at 6:32 AM

    Frog eyes for ears! Brilliant! That pic is too funny, lol.

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  5. furiousBallMay 1, 2009 at 6:41 AM

    i'm going to catch you, turn you into nuggets and put you in my barbecue... oh wait... that's spelled charcoal, my bad.

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  6. BarbMay 1, 2009 at 6:42 AM

    The Salvador Dalí of the cat world.

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  7. AnonymousMay 1, 2009 at 6:43 AM

    You should be ashamed of yourself, Caracal. Attention whoring is not an admirable trait.
    Cocksucker.

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  8. J. WoodburyMay 1, 2009 at 7:01 AM

    Go Extinct, fucker!

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  9. gregoryyyMay 1, 2009 at 7:03 AM

    What in the Hell??!!!

    Just reading your name hurt my ears/thoughts.

    I am not going to even try and pronounce it and fuck up my day.And,that look? Anyway,Carcass you owe me a coffee,

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  10. TechnogeekboyMay 1, 2009 at 7:22 AM

    I hope that thing is prepared for the switch to all digital TV frequencies.

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  11. AnonymousMay 1, 2009 at 7:50 AM

    Hair in your ears? Yuk... :-P

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  12. MakuluwoMay 1, 2009 at 8:06 AM

    LMAO. This guy looks like a relation of that crazeh villain's pet cat in Watchmen. >.>

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  13. CMay 1, 2009 at 8:52 AM

    That particular caracal looks like he was in the middle of a sentence when someone snapped his picture.

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  14. vikkitikkitaviMay 1, 2009 at 9:33 AM

    Maybe it's a hat. Maybe that caracal is going to a Kentucky Derby day party.

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  15. TeresaMay 1, 2009 at 9:36 AM

    That is the most Photoshopped-looking animal I have ever seen.

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  16. WalterMay 1, 2009 at 9:48 AM

    Oh come on. Seriously, Caracals?

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  17. shineMay 1, 2009 at 9:50 AM

    Why is that cat wearing a headband with antlers on it? That's just not sensible when you have to chase down your own dinner.

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  18. Fragrant LiarMay 1, 2009 at 11:24 AM

    Caracal wants to be an antelope.
    He may mope, but not without hope,
    Of trading those long ears and purrs,
    For a set of big-ass antlers.

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  19. umamaMay 1, 2009 at 1:13 PM

    ear perms! LMAO

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  20. Candy's daily DandyMay 1, 2009 at 1:26 PM

    Hey, dont hate the Carcal because he's beautiful...

    Be an appreciater and dare to be different. Radical Shit is his middle name.

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  21. AnonymousMay 1, 2009 at 2:00 PM

    Radical Shit IS his middle name!

    Bubastis is his first name as Adrian Veidt from Watchmen surely knows!

    Caracal, his last name, kicks evolutionary ass!

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  22. AlexMay 1, 2009 at 2:00 PM

    jack Nicholson i tell ya, Saying "Here's Johnny"

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  23. AllgaulMay 1, 2009 at 3:50 PM

    That Caracal probably can't see Russia from his porch, but I bet he can HEAR it with his hairy radar-ears. Pathetic, Caracal, just pathetic!

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  24. nltismeMay 1, 2009 at 4:45 PM

    Damn Caracal...you a funny lookin' mofo! Do you get Satellite radio on those freaking ears?

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  25. MoreLikeThisMay 1, 2009 at 7:00 PM

    "Look at me, I'm in photos. I'm a Caracal. I didn't even know what that was until the local geek shrew looked it up on Wikipedia for me. I have disproportionately large, sexy ears. You don't. Evolution was good to me. So there."

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  26. Jeanne E. GrantMay 1, 2009 at 7:27 PM

    Aw, the whale tail link didn't work.

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  27. WR May 1, 2009 at 9:03 PM

    OMG, what is Spock's cat doing on FU,Penguin?

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  28. DJ BELL JARMay 2, 2009 at 2:15 AM

    we love you PENGUIN! www.feedmela.com

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  29. EricMay 2, 2009 at 6:03 AM

    It all plays into the hypothesis that cats used to fly...

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  30. jbMay 2, 2009 at 7:28 AM

    “The last time that happened”....brilliant hahahah, who put that cats paw into an electrical socket....and how do you pronounce this fucking cats name...wow being different must suck for his love life.....maybe we can set him up with my woodpecker banging my drainpipe like nobodies business.

    Peace
    JB

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  31. 101 Things . . .May 2, 2009 at 12:41 PM

    That cat's been smoking the caracal pipe.

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  32. JimMay 3, 2009 at 4:39 AM

    Peruvian Fruit Bat.... er... Cat.

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  33. The long acre...May 3, 2009 at 9:23 AM

    I love your woek

    Kieran

    http://thelongacre.blogspot.com/

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  34. ZamphuorMay 3, 2009 at 7:26 PM

    OK, so the Armadillo in a Bucket post was good, and the White Tiger Cub was great, but this Caracal might just be the most awesome post on Fuck You Penguin yet.

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  35. GraMay 4, 2009 at 9:51 AM

    What a smug looking bastard.

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  36. Dee at Pedestrian PalateMay 4, 2009 at 5:24 PM

    Dad?

    http://i.bdbphotos.com/photos/2T/16/130216_thumb.jpg

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  37. UnknownMay 4, 2009 at 7:10 PM

    HOLY SHIT ITS BUBASTIS!!!

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  38. Eugenia BorkowskiMay 5, 2009 at 8:47 AM

    The expression on his face looks like he is trying to remove a peice of corn from his back molar.

    http://www.wecanalmosttry.blogspot.com/

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  39. JeevesMay 6, 2009 at 3:48 AM

    Folded cat ears! AAAAhahahahahaha! I love to fold cats' ears!

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  40. jubrandMay 6, 2009 at 9:34 AM

    Fuck you Bubastis, you were vaporized in the intrinsic subtractor, and don't try to act like you weren't!

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  41. John Dantzer May 8, 2009 at 10:49 AM

    This blog is so funny

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  42. JMay 8, 2009 at 12:29 PM

    Dear Caracal,

    You don't have to have Ear Enhancement surgery to look pretty.

    We love you just the way you are.

    Regards,
    Everyone
    http://regardseveryone.blogspot.com/

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  43. UnknownMay 17, 2009 at 6:07 PM

    OH MY GOD!!!! I am pretty sure the rest of my family now thinks that I have completely lost it as I am sitting in my bedroom alone laughing uncontrollably!!!! "Not on my watch buddy!" Hahahahahahaha

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  44. AnonymousSeptember 5, 2009 at 3:18 PM

    hat a media whore...ears to pick up the click of any camera from 20 kilameters away, legs that can probably sprint you there in 2 nano seconds...then crouch (it's Japanese kid behind the camera this time)...lower long lashes to cover top third of eye area and then the instruction 'neoooooowww' airy issues forth from your pouty mouth. Take it back to the 80's Caracal where your Niaomi Campbellisk style may impress. And even then Caracal your complete over do on the kohl shading and white highlighting is gonna get rubbed off your scrummy little face. NO ONE HAS CHEEK BONES THAT HIGH IDIOT!!And the Cleopatra lean of chest out, one shoulder high and one draping low...make up your mind camera whore...what deccade to you want to rip off....And I haven't even started on your stupid fucking name...I can't work like this people....I can't do this people.....no no that's it I'm off. Lehslavah come on we're leaving! Yes NOW!

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  45. AnonymousSeptember 5, 2009 at 3:20 PM

    RE above post: that's 'what a medai whore" not hat a medai whore sorry my bad

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  46. UnknownApril 21, 2010 at 9:16 PM

    You are all fing ass hole dumb asses...who tells an animal to go extinct...get a f-ing live shallow net nerds....Ur a caracal

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