Wednesday, May 20, 2009

I'm on to you, you smug son of a bitch


What did you fucking do? I can't possibly imagine that you could plan something so complex as to be this fucking proud of yourself, Frog. Animals aren't supposed to be proud of themselves, you are just supposed to hop around, eat some food, and hope a nice lady frog pays attention to you. WHAT HAPPENED TO HUMILITY, FROG?

I would be willing to bet whatever you think your scheme is going to accomplish will not work. This is the real world, Frog, the big time. So unless you are in an 80s action movie with a British accent, I need you to hop back into the water and go make some tadpoles and stop acting like you just went through metamorphosis for the first time in history or something.
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44 comments:

  1. ThersaMay 20, 2009 at 8:34 AM

    I hate smug amphibians. Fuckign assholes! Who does he think he is? The Geico Gecko?!

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  2. mikeMay 20, 2009 at 9:05 AM

    Geez! just look at that mofo, standing there, with that "im better than you" look in its face. Go grab a budweiser and return to what you are good at: Making lame redneck beer ads, you media whore.

    Cut the crap!!!

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  3. The Big PictureMay 20, 2009 at 9:05 AM

    This guy's ego is waaay too big. He needs something like frog herpes to knock him down a rung.

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  4. UnknownMay 20, 2009 at 9:12 AM

    What a douche bag.

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  5. Raisin CanesMay 20, 2009 at 9:33 AM

    The only thing I hate more than smug dolphins are pretentious frogs. Guess what frog: no one likes you! Stay in the swamp and wipe that damn smile off your face!

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  6. spoffMay 20, 2009 at 9:48 AM

    Frogs are all like that, check out this smug bastard who came through DC last year:

    http://tinyurl.com/pmkesb

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  7. PersonalFailureMay 20, 2009 at 9:59 AM

    and what have you achieved, frog, other than sitting on a rock that sets off your no doubt fake bluish skin beautifully? huh? what?

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  8. Daddy BloggerMay 20, 2009 at 10:21 AM

    What's up, frog? Did you just get done singing The Michigan Rag on a tightrope with a top hat and cane or something? Or did you do a promo for a third rate cable channel? Where is that channel now, huh? You do the promos and the WB goes under. You do your song and dance and someone goes bankrupt? Coincidence? I don't think so. Get away from me you smug jerk!

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  9. Nicole oh-so LovelyMay 20, 2009 at 10:41 AM

    i would never give that frog the time of day...NEVER

    love,
    www.yourbabyisanasshole.com

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  10. Don NewburyMay 20, 2009 at 10:54 AM

    Look at him just sitting all proud of himself and stuff! Whore! I'd like to just slap that fucking smirk off his face once and for all!

    http://donscreativewriting.blogspot.com
    http://dondjsthoughts.blogspot.com/
    http://starsnotwithus.blogspot.com/

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  11. AnonymousMay 20, 2009 at 11:25 AM

    brilliant- and a totally pointless and irrelevant award for u over at mine ;0)

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  12. Jessica MooneyMay 20, 2009 at 11:32 AM

    You know what Frog? I'm gonna take the biggest piece of humble pie I can find and shove it down your throat! Is that what you want, Frog? 'Cause that's what you're gonna get.

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  13. John BosleyMay 20, 2009 at 12:01 PM

    I've never met a frog who wasn't a smug jerk. JERK!

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  14. ChuckyLuvMay 20, 2009 at 12:03 PM

    best FUP post to date! Bravo

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  15. BarbMay 20, 2009 at 12:57 PM

    Is he rubbing himself against that piece of wood?

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  16. StuartMay 20, 2009 at 1:06 PM

    I'm betting he's from Boston.

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  17. UnknownMay 20, 2009 at 1:14 PM

    ;)

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  18. im so hikkiMay 20, 2009 at 2:22 PM

    i wish i was THAT cool.

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  19. trekkerMay 20, 2009 at 2:48 PM

    You Know that smile is from that ten inch tung! What have you been doing with that tung! Keep smiling You smug Bastard!

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  20. Cute_Animals_Taste_BetterMay 20, 2009 at 3:37 PM

    I bet his mood would change if zombie Jim Henson stuck its hand up his ass! Bet!

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  21. nltismeMay 20, 2009 at 3:47 PM

    What a self absorbed little shit! Fuck YOU froggie!

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  22. AnonymousMay 20, 2009 at 4:25 PM

    Maybe someone should kiss him...

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  23. ThreewolfyMay 20, 2009 at 5:00 PM

    Sweet baby jezus, why are you so fricking mad at that poor little frog. Can't an amphibrother try to get ahead? He's just trying to sit on his log thingy, figuring out a way to better his life. Isn't it bad enough he lives on a log without you getting all up in his bizness and dousing him with your NotKool-Aid. Damn. He's finally got something to be proud of and you just won't let him be.

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  24. WR May 20, 2009 at 6:26 PM

    One word for the smug Frog: DARWIN (read it and weep).

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  25. Bakso BanditMay 20, 2009 at 6:52 PM

    Look at those guns! The little pratt has been working out!

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  26. artmonstergirlMay 20, 2009 at 8:09 PM

    What's what indeed. My green tree frog gives you a complacent and smug how-do-you-do: http://www.ankiewicz.com/photos/myfrog/

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  27. TechnogeekboyMay 20, 2009 at 8:53 PM

    Dig'em Frog was never that smug and he was a real celebrity. Let's see you make a cereal box before you start throwing attitude around the pond, frog.

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  28. Second City WifeyMay 20, 2009 at 9:04 PM

    He is hotttt ! I know what he did but I can't say...

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  29. LeafMay 21, 2009 at 5:16 AM

    Honestly, he looks to me as though he's trying to attract the attention of that hot princess standing just off camera.

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  30. mermaydMay 21, 2009 at 10:50 AM

    he looks depressed to me...

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  31. BioPeachMay 22, 2009 at 11:39 AM

    The little pervert probably wants a kiss- that's all these frogs want, always trying to score with a human chick- well, frog, I'm not that easy, I--flowers? For me? Well...

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  32. EricMay 22, 2009 at 5:24 PM

    Well it looks like someone just got lucky with Miss Piggy...

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  33. 00000000000May 24, 2009 at 7:44 PM

    Oh, i love frogs. Can i have that cute guy if you don't like him? I have collecti0ns of frogs.c",)

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  34. AnonymousMay 27, 2009 at 1:52 AM

    I laugh so hard I almost pee every time I look at this post. Okay maybe I did pee a little.

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  35. HRH King Friday XIII, Ret.May 27, 2009 at 1:39 PM

    that fucker looks like the bastard love child of the gieco gecko and brooke shields.

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  36. AnonymousMay 28, 2009 at 1:50 AM

    this post is brilliant. i want to cry.

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  37. baba yagaMay 30, 2009 at 8:58 AM

    he really really does look french.
    it's weird.

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  38. Lowflyin' LolanaJune 2, 2009 at 9:00 PM

    he's smiling because he knows he's amphibious, and how cool is that?

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  39. TraiJune 10, 2009 at 10:38 PM

    lmao fuck that frog

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  40. rustyoneillJune 19, 2009 at 7:20 PM

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  42. rustyoneillJune 19, 2009 at 7:24 PM

    I hope that frog is cool, but if he's not and he's actually a lot like the talk show host with the initials D and L... then I hope his son develops a masturbating problem and masturbates all over his face. (but not in a gay way.)

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  44. Humans Are TrashAugust 25, 2011 at 8:05 AM

    He's laughing at you you fuck heads. Look at his Mona Lisa smile. Humans are so fucked!

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