Fuck You, Penguin

What's with the stupid pose, Cat? I'm sure you think you are just headed for the Sears catalog now... or you are making fun of peop...

I've generally let teh internet off with a warning when it comes to distributing cute animal pictures. But I want you to know I am VERY ...

Look at this son of a bitch. Look in his eyes. He knows exactly what he's doing. Oh, I've read the article about Lucky the Duck. I ...

^^Penguins are sad. You are happy.^^ It's here. Rejoice. Twenty years ago, in the early years of this blog, I commemorated the release o...

If there's one thing I hate, it's animals that try to live their lives like high-concept performance pieces. I bet this beaver liter...

**Shameless Self-Promotion Week** I've been getting a lot of emails this week from people asking me things like, "Do you have any p...

Good Thursday, people. I'm sure you are all wondering why you are hearing from Fuck You, Penguin today, so let me explain and calm your ...