Monday, December 8, 2008

Just say no to kangaroos


Oh, I get it, Kangaroo. You're just hanging out, right? I bet if I asked you what you were doing, you would probably say you were "chillaxin'" or something. You probably think you look pretty cool, but I know better, Kangaroo, because YOU ARE AS A HIGH AS A KITE RIGHT NOW.

Kangaroo, did you ever stop to think about the kids? Do you ever think about anyone other than yourself, and perhaps Mallomars? No, you fucking don't. So fuck you, Kangaroo. You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

21 comments:

Bianca said...

omg

amazing.
hahaha

i love you

Mr. Outspoken said...

Chillax is the greatest vocab ever. Go Spock!

Saad Ali Abbasi said...

*laughs out loud*

Alicia B. Designs said...

Thats the funniest thing I've ever seen/read in my whole life. WOW.

Unknown said...

best. thing. ever.

kriz bell said...

yes. more. brilliant. i'll take another glass of punch, thank you.

Tee said...

Ok, Ok, I seriously can't take it anymore! How the fuck do you not run out of funny shit to say? How? Holy Cow!

vhs said...

That's Burt Reynolds!

Anonymous said...

Kangaroos; whores of the outback

GRK. said...

"Chillax" is the twattiest word ever.

The word verification bit below presently reads "legdag". Now that's a great word!

Qaliqo said...
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Qaliqo said...

"Products" is some douchebag panda's idea of a useful bot. I know all about your damned dresses, panda, and I know you've been underwriting this whole Australian mammal theme at FYP because you know marsupials can't resist bamboo - it wicks away moisture. Go chew a shoot and make yourself into a blanket, panda, we don't need your kind propping up the stoned kangaroo lobby.

P.S. I know it was you that made the "crazy purchase", and I know where you live, panda. Watch your back.

HoboSimian said...

What is UP with the hairy porno man upper body? Like a HUMAN man! Those arms....the pose...the uber-confident bedroom expression...
Who do you think you ARE, Kangaroo? TOM motherfucking JONES?

El Caganer said...

Kangaroos make nice shoes. I fed a kangaroo porch meat once.

sandy said...

hahahahah!!!!!

Unknown said...

what a fucking douchebag, i bet he keeps bottles of rohypnol to slide in his dates drinks in that pouch and wears eternity by CK with his fancy popped collar...IF HE WORE A SHIRT THAT IS...hes to cocky for clothing...fucking prick

Tom said...

Being a kangaroo, I feel as though I have to stand up for our species...

That is the ugliest fucking kangaroo I've ever seen.

We don't all look so bad! Fuck you, ugly kangaroo!

Feras Batarseh said...

Man, i love your blog!
Awesome job...

TamCaP said...

So damn fitting.

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Wood Duck said...

Kangaroos are the biggest stoners.

Unknown said...

And put some fucking PANTS on you sick fuck! No one wants to see that...