Saturday, December 20, 2008

Spoiled wombats are never satisfied


You know, Wombat, all I do is love you. But is that good enough for you? No, you have to look at wombats in magazines and ask, "Why can't I look like that?" Well, I'm not here to boost your ego, I'm here to have a life with you. SO STOP FISHING FOR COMPLIMENTS, WOMBAT. I'm tired of you pretending like you're not standing there with your cute little fat nose and pudgy legs. And what would I want with a fucking attention whore like that anyway? Sure, I was looking, anyone would look. But seriously, Wombat, you're making a scene. You know what? Don't call me any more.

28 comments:

the Constantly Dramatic One said...

I could have sworn I has this conversation before....=p

gibsongirl said...

And take your damn wombat porn with you. good riddance to bad wombats.

SouthernBelle said...

Go Aussie!

(You know that first one is a possum, right?)

Nancy Coppock said...

And don't ask me, "Does this outfit make me look fat?" ever again. I just can't take your wombat DRAM-a anymore!

hutch1200 said...

Guess what Wombat, you hairy piece of shit, you're done. Pot belly pigs are "in". Your "cute ship" has sailed, and I wish it was keel hauling you. Get a fuckin' shave, will ya!

Anonymous said...

Yes Wombat, I do like your friend more than you!

Mack said...

Piece of shit had it coming.

Cindy said...

He's probably got that cocky Aussie attitude too!

Anonymous said...

Wombats raped my third grade teacher.

Krechmer said...

the wombat looks kinda stoned

RIO said...

Wombats killed my entire famblies.

Adrian said...

Wombats killed all Virgins.

Tee said...

A Wombat ate my Dingo!

rose said...

stop trying to be a damn overgrown guinea pig. IT's NOT WORKING!

Just Catie said...

Wombats are not that cute....they need to get over themselves!

Unknown said...

I used to bullseye Wombats in my T-16 back home...they're not much bigger than 2 meters

Katherine said...

Fucking attention whore!

wombat said...

I work with wombats and they are the greatest things, well, ever, really. And they know it. Damn, are they cute. Beautiful animals. Smart as hell. Stubborn. Extremely tenacious. So take them down a peg. Just so they don't get TOO cocky. Wombats don't care cause they have us just where they want us..............

Unknown said...

At least he's not slapping you?

Will Niccolls said...

Wombats drive drunk and shoplift!

gibsongirl said...

She puts the womb in "wombat".

John said...

What a toolbag. You're better off.
But I gotta warn you: Wombat's gonna call and be all, "Baby, I was wrong, we were so good together." You gotta hang right up on that shit. Be strong. We're all here for you

vdeogmer said...

Someone needs to show this to Wombat from CheapAssGamer. Just kidding Wombat, we love you!

Mary Elizabeth Williams said...

You call yourself a bat? You can't even fly, you weak-ass poseur.

Anonymous said...

Pure genius.

Unknown said...

A wombat bit me once. True story. Death to the bastards.

C. Margery Kempe said...

Hey, that link is *not* a baby wombat, you faker! Real wombat's rock and rule -- and babies have no hair to speak of so look rilly ugl-ee! I know -- I was one.

Angus Mac said...

I knew you'd come crawling back...whore. I told you the internet was no place for a Wombat, but oh no, you had to rack up the AMEX on that Wombat-my ass site. Now we have no sofa, no TV and a credit card bill for $10,000! Bitch. I hope you trip on a stick and scuff your pudgy little knees. We used to be so good together...bowling, curling, ice skating, that trip to Saskatchewan in your Dad's '83 LeBaron. Where did it go wrong?!?