Monday, January 26, 2009

This bunny wants to ambush your sensibilities


**A teaching moment on Fuck You, Penguin.**

Bunny, what the hell do you think you are doing? Those people out there are just trying have a nice walk in the woods, and here you are waiting for the perfect moment to pounce on them and tear their insides out, hop by excruciating hop. STOP TRYING TO CAUSE A SPONTANEOUSLY CUTE INCIDENT. Did you think I wouldn't see you? Did you think you could just go around, hiding in the dark corners of the world, working to undermine everything that holds civilized society together? You disgust me, Bunny.

LESSON: Never walk through a garden or a jungle without being aware of the distinct possibility that there could be some ridiculously cute asshole bunny crouched in the shadows, ready to pounce and violate your sacred sense of decency.
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69 comments:

  1. TeeJanuary 26, 2009 at 9:28 AM

    What the fuck? I uh...WE uh...Somebody should uh...Don't some kind of homeland security rules apply here? Summabitch Bunny!

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  2. Tim McNuttJanuary 26, 2009 at 9:33 AM

    What happened to it's front legs? Did Wilford Brimley forget to deliver the diabeetus supplies so they had to be amputated? Or is this a sick joke at the expense of the owner of the Utah Jazz? Fuck you for hating basketball.

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  3. TraycinaJanuary 26, 2009 at 9:36 AM

    I believe this is a Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog as seen in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

    BEWARE.

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  4. Mrs. ZJanuary 26, 2009 at 9:36 AM

    Sensibilities ambushed.


    As a side note: my verification word was "beater." Kinda funny. But not as cute as that bunny.

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  5. LeahLuvJanuary 26, 2009 at 9:46 AM

    That bunny scares the shit outta me. But then again, if I ever saw it in the woods on my way to granma's house, I'd probably run after it and hug its guts out.

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  6. AshrodJanuary 26, 2009 at 9:59 AM

    why does it look as though its 'lower region' has been censored?

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  7. MollyJanuary 26, 2009 at 10:00 AM

    That bunny dresses like a total whore.

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  8. DHJanuary 26, 2009 at 10:08 AM

    There's something weirdly ethereal about that bunny...maybe we need Jennifer Love Hewitt to convince it to go to the light.

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  9. Jessica MooneyJanuary 26, 2009 at 10:13 AM

    If I saw you sitting there like that with your so called "cuteness" I would stomp you into the ground until all that was left was a bloody spot in the grass. Take that you little slut. What a bitch. I'm nauseatted.

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  10. Will NiccollsJanuary 26, 2009 at 10:17 AM

    This bunny makes me feel dirty

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  11. HRH King Friday XIII, Ret.January 26, 2009 at 10:18 AM

    he's missing a nose and mouth! wtf! back to hell, demon rabbit!

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  12. AnonymousJanuary 26, 2009 at 10:26 AM

    There was a bunny on my back steps when I got home last night. It was dark out.

    Now I realize why he was there.

    Thanks for tipping us off!

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  13. ColleenJanuary 26, 2009 at 10:41 AM

    This picture reminds me of a song...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRjfS9vYj88

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  14. David DustJanuary 26, 2009 at 10:49 AM

    This bullshit bunny probably thinks Bugs was fucking HIGH-larious for getting Daffy shot in the face 50 million times. I got news for you bunny, that shit was NOT funny, and you are NOT cute.

    It's Wabbit Season, bitches.

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  15. Nicole oh-so LovelyJanuary 26, 2009 at 10:50 AM

    i think that bunny is a fake.....someone planted it

    sincerely,
    www.yourbabyisanasshole.com

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  16. UnknownJanuary 26, 2009 at 10:52 AM

    No wonder I'm so fat, my salad tastes like fucking bunny ass!!

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  17. G double dash LOCJanuary 26, 2009 at 11:00 AM

    Where are the knights that say Ni! I think they have a bunny to kill.

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  18. AeroentropyJanuary 26, 2009 at 11:12 AM

    I think I'm being taken in...

    Ahhhh, hellp!

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  19. AeroentropyJanuary 26, 2009 at 11:13 AM

    I think I'm having trouble with my technology, too!

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  20. PhilosopherQueenJanuary 26, 2009 at 11:17 AM

    Seriously... Fuck you, Bunny. How DARE you be so insanely cute?!?!?!

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  21. ChuckFanJanuary 26, 2009 at 11:51 AM

    http://whatisupwithchuck.blogspot.com

    Nothing but love for FUP, I bought a sweatshirt!

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  22. SarikaJanuary 26, 2009 at 12:16 PM

    I can never eat another chocolate easter bunny again. Thanks.

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  23. angelaJanuary 26, 2009 at 12:37 PM

    Please tell me this photo's a fake.

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  24. AnonymousJanuary 26, 2009 at 12:40 PM

    Those front paws are just ridiculous!

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  25. AnonymousJanuary 26, 2009 at 12:43 PM

    Holy crap, that is the cutest bunny I have ever seen in my whole life...

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  26. kilgoreJanuary 26, 2009 at 12:45 PM

    i do not believe in that bunny. i can't, because it would be too frightening. frighteningly cute. hello bunny.

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  27. MishaJanuary 26, 2009 at 1:00 PM

    That's not a real bunny - he doesn't look even remotely disapproving.

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  28. AnonymousJanuary 26, 2009 at 1:29 PM

    Could... not... resist... cutewiddlefwuffybunniewunnie...

    Run! SAVE YOURSELVES!!!

    oh, who's a cute little itty bitty babay bunbun?

    And how do I strangle myself with my own bare hands??? Gaaaaaah!!!

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  29. JediJeffJanuary 26, 2009 at 1:30 PM

    Is all that true about chocolate bunnies too?


    Mmmmm.....chocolate.

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  30. Kris V. BernardJanuary 26, 2009 at 1:35 PM

    my bunny kills me with cuteness, all the while nawing whole chunks of wood out of my coffee table when he's not getting attention. Blast them and their cuteness!

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  31. Jon DefreestJanuary 26, 2009 at 1:43 PM

    I'd like to pet that bunny with the business end of a shotgun.

    I bought my girlfriend a bunny once for her birthday and the damn thing bit me while I was putting food it its bowl.

    Needless to say I dumped the broad.

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  32. Miss AnthropicJanuary 26, 2009 at 1:46 PM

    Oh my God isn't that the cutest little thin......aaaaaaaaaaaa!!! My decency! My sensibilities! They are being shredded at the mere sight of this bunny....damn it, little dwarf! You will PAY!

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  33. MameJanuary 26, 2009 at 1:51 PM

    *sigh* of relief - the Penguin is back.

    I would drop kick that bunny to Mars. Tonight.

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  34. AnonymousJanuary 26, 2009 at 1:57 PM

    Cute little bitch.

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  35. AnonymousJanuary 26, 2009 at 2:30 PM

    I know why those ears are so big. That little bastard is listening for shit he can tell the penguins.

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  36. emish418January 26, 2009 at 2:38 PM

    This bunny is begging to become a mitten.

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  37. jennyJanuary 26, 2009 at 2:44 PM

    Binicula anyone? Creepy vampire rabbits.

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  38. UnknownJanuary 26, 2009 at 3:03 PM

    I just found your blog and I love it.

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  39. EkJanuary 26, 2009 at 3:20 PM

    I had bunnies interrupt my driving lesson earlier. Bit difficult to do a 3 point turn when they're hopping across the road.

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  40. SugarbabyJanuary 26, 2009 at 3:34 PM

    You know what, Bunny?
    You're not so cute. In fact, I think you look like shit. I hate you! Wait...where are you going? I wanted to pet you!!

    Fucker.

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  41. AnonymousJanuary 26, 2009 at 3:41 PM

    WTF is up with the HUUUGE glistening eyes, are you fuckin kidding me?

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  42. Laila PJanuary 26, 2009 at 3:56 PM

    That is one ridiculous bunny.

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  43. kristineJanuary 26, 2009 at 5:39 PM

    I've taken craps cuter than that stupid bunny before.

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  44. KatieJanuary 26, 2009 at 5:46 PM

    That Bunny is a psychopath! Look at it, just waiting to strike. The bastard!

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  45. AnonymousJanuary 26, 2009 at 6:30 PM

    Smug, fuzzy bastard. And what is with that yooge ostrich eyeball?

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  46. JeffJanuary 26, 2009 at 7:34 PM

    You and your buddy hiding behind that green leaf world make great fucking Ugg boots.

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  47. WeaselJanuary 26, 2009 at 7:53 PM

    You know what would make that bunny cuter?

    Two pieces of bread, some mayonnaise and a plate.

    Go fuck yourself, you incontinent herbivore. And stop eating your own shit.

    Yeah, they do that.

    Wikipedia it.

    Now how cute is he?

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  48. JJanuary 26, 2009 at 8:27 PM

    Fuck you, bunny! You don't even look real.

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  49. The ValJanuary 26, 2009 at 8:33 PM

    This is the biggest asshole I have ever seen.

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  50. okramseyJanuary 26, 2009 at 8:56 PM

    Okay. I went to a funeral today and didn't cry. One look at this bunny and I have tears flowing down my face...thanks.

    Please tell me this is a Muppet...

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  51. trukerJanuary 26, 2009 at 9:01 PM

    Where's your nose, bunny? Screw you.

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  52. AnonymousJanuary 26, 2009 at 9:14 PM

    That is dangerous fucking bunny.

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  53. olympiapressJanuary 27, 2009 at 12:38 AM

    And then they come to your goddamn lawn, treat it like it's a fucking bathroom, leaving goddamn bunny pellets for your dog to eat.

    Well you know why, bunny? 'Cuz my dog eats organic treats, made out of bunny. Fuck you, bunny.

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  54. UnknownJanuary 27, 2009 at 4:46 AM

    I think the penguins know you're onto them.

    http://www.time.com/time/quotes/0,26174,1874179,00.html?xid=rss-quotes

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  55. TaxitermistJanuary 27, 2009 at 5:49 AM

    Don't worry everybody!

    Last night I fucked the cute right out of that bunny.

    She's a rabbit now.

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  56. UnknownJanuary 27, 2009 at 6:12 AM

    i took a picture of myself, telling off a penguin. But i couldn't find your contact info. So here is a link to it on my blog.
    Enjoy.


    http://www.alifelessmediated.com/2009/01/fuck-this-penguin.html

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  57. Tara RabeumdeayJanuary 27, 2009 at 7:24 AM

    These wee bastards are all over the city too. I've wasted whole minutes when distracted by the sudden appearance of one of these furry terrorists, and the ensuing, "Oh oh oh!" and "Look, a bunny!" and "Heeeeere, bunny" and "Cute cute cute" and "Wittle bunny snoogums cutie pie!"

    Most of all, they have some weird power to that causes you to make a damn fool out of yourself.

    They suck.

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  58. Kafka Stole My BikeJanuary 27, 2009 at 8:23 AM

    I have a bunny that lives on my back porch. I named it "Rear Admiral". He has never given me any problems.



    Tonight, he dies.

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  59. JessJanuary 27, 2009 at 3:09 PM

    Alright: everyone who has seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail, remember that bunny. Remember that killa!

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  60. daniruth82January 27, 2009 at 3:16 PM

    "We'll not risk another frontal assault. That rabbits dynamite!" . . . "RUN AWAY!"

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  61. feathermarJanuary 27, 2009 at 5:38 PM

    That bunny is the worst. It's eyes are too freaking big for it's head. Freaky little fluffy bunny. Go roast yourself!

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  62. belledame222January 27, 2009 at 8:27 PM

    Dude, that not even a real, live, finished bunny. That's, like, some manipulative animal rights/anti-abortion group's poster child of a rabbit fetus, excuse me, an -unborn bunny-. Right after you see that image, they leap out from the bushes and start hurling half-melted chocolate Easter bunnies at your angora sweater and shouting incoherent slogans. Do not be lulled.

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  63. Danielle FilasJanuary 28, 2009 at 7:25 AM

    Hey, you freaking fuzzy creep. Who do you think you are with your alien eyes? The bunny version of Anne Hathaway or something? I hope you get snubbed at the Oscars.

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  64. gigibloggerJanuary 28, 2009 at 2:47 PM

    why the fuck is it so white? Does it roll around in bleach all day? just looking at it makes me sick cause it's so damn cute. no worries though i bet it smells bad.

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  65. ShahanaJanuary 28, 2009 at 7:09 PM

    Dooby-dooby dooo.....

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  66. Laughing SoulJanuary 28, 2009 at 8:59 PM

    Fucking Bunny. How dare he?! To hell with the Rabbit!

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  67. AnonymousJanuary 30, 2009 at 3:48 AM

    I think my brain exploded, thanks for nothing, bunny!!!!

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  68. AnonymousFebruary 5, 2009 at 6:51 PM

    DAMN YOU BUNNY, DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!

    You just made me spend... 1 minute ...of my fucking life ...LOOKING at your fuzzy, pornographic, fucking pompous lame excuse for a photo!!

    You CUTE SOB!!!

    He's gonna get us all killed, that's what it is!

    Muthafuckn' rabbit...

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  69. fathømFebruary 9, 2009 at 12:24 PM

    'thats no ordinary rabbit'

    also, id f*k that thing. am i wrong?

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