>>INTERSPECIES WEEK<<
Jesus Christ, Gazelle, talk about overkill. Basically the only thing I know about you is that you get eaten a lot, so I already have a pretty sympathetic view towards you. Then you take this picture where you are standing one way but you bend your head the other way and then look at the camera, which I get, it's all very nice. So what's with all the birds? What, are you running for office? How fucking long must you have had to stand there until you got that many birds in just the right place? YOU LOOK DESPERATE FOR AFFECTION, GAZELLE. No one wants to be forced into feeling like they should like you. You have to do the leg work, Gazelle. Stop taking the easy way out.
Fuck, I hate you, you grubby little bastard.
ReplyDeletePandering bastard.
ReplyDeleteI feel like I like him. The birds seem to like him. Maybe I should just go with the flow.
ReplyDeleteI for one am feeling patronized by this bastard. Damn you patronizing Gazelle. Nobody likes a smart ass.
ReplyDeleteI paid one of those birds to shit on you, gazelle. So there.
ReplyDeleteProving your popularity with birds is not gonna get you Barack Obama's senate seat. Those same birds took about a dozen pictures with Tammy Duckworth *and* Jesse Jackson, Jr. Those birds are whores. You shoulda got wise & took your pic with $50,000 in cash. Idiot gazelle.
ReplyDeleteGazelle, you are an attention whore. I am ignoring you. Look at you, getting your kicks from a bunch of birdbrains, just like a typical attention whore!
ReplyDeleteInterspecies week reveals the true nature of these 'cute' animals who pander for our attention. They'll work together to bring us down if we don't expose them and take a stand NOW.
ReplyDeleteGazelle, I know that this is a desperate cry for help. Don't think that you can guilt me in to loving you. It won't work! I don't love you and never will.
ReplyDeleteWell, the Gazelle does get points for knowing how to pose perfectly (and those eyes...oh, my). I take more issue with the birds, personally...their the true little attention whores.
ReplyDeleteThe eyes; that little smile, it's almost a sneer, but not quite. Mocking, mocking.
ReplyDeleteStupid birds. They might be eating a little snack of parasites from that stupid gazelle's hide in that picture, but really SMART birds would wait until AFTER the lion kills the gazelle to settle in for a meal.
ReplyDeleteArgh, those kissy-kissy birds on your face, Gazelle.... you make me sick.
ReplyDeletethats not a real gazelle. it's a statue covered in birdseed.
ReplyDeletePeter and Stephanie said:
ReplyDeletethats not a real gazelle. it's a statue covered in birdseed.
Ch-Ch-Ch-fuckin'-Chia!
When I first came across your blog I had two thoughts: 1) great title 2) I thought it had to do with waiters. You see, as a banquet manager, I'm used to the waiter nickname of penguin. Great blog though, good luck.
ReplyDeleteSo You Want To Be a Banquet Manager
I love this freaking blog!
ReplyDeleteSmells desperate.
ReplyDeleteAnd delicious.
You probably taste like venison, right, Gazelle?
You conceited piece of shit. You think other animals exist for you to use as accessories? I'd like to grow a tail, but I won't shove a cat up my ass! Hopefully you'll decide to add a "BOA"!
ReplyDeleteAttention hogs belong in Hollywood.
ReplyDeletenot to rain on this parade. but i'm pretty sure that's an impala.
ReplyDeleteImpala, gazelle. Tomayto, Tomahto. Either way this isn't a disney movie and the birds are a bit much, no?
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ReplyDeleteand who the fuck are you, mister gazelle apologist!
yeah, you're raining on our parade all right.
now i'm gonna rain on yours...
with pee pee!
Being hyped in Wedding Gospels doesn't mean you've earned MY respect, Gazelle. F off.
ReplyDeleteThis is some funny shit. I'm new here, but I'll check in from time to time.
ReplyDeleteThey are called tick birds and usually are sitting on a rhino's ass.
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Gazelle. Just sounds stupid.
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ReplyDeleteI believe those birds actually hunted and are now killing the gazelle. It's a horrifying scene and I have to go throw up.
ReplyDeleteHe's totally going to make one of those birds get him a bottle of Avian. Asshole. Gazelle's are supposed to drink from urine and feces laden waterholes. I hope he fucking loses the election. YOU'RE SAFARI HOR D'OEUVRES FERKRISAKE!!
ReplyDeleteLooks like this Gazelle needs dismissing. Like they do on dismissedblog.com
ReplyDeletegazelles must
ReplyDeleteA) taste delicious, or
B) be really soft to stand on. SETTLED, i am posting a Wanted: Gazelle Carpet on Craigslist
I would like to eat the gazelle...the birds could act like spices.
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Best Pet Blog? Who's dick did you suck to even get nominated?
ReplyDeleteThis blog rocks the whole damn casbah.
ReplyDeleteFuck you! Suck my fucking big fat donkey dick you gazelle! I hate you and your fucking birds! Fuck fuck fuck fuck I want to fuck a gazelle!
ReplyDeleteI think you should take a closer look at the birds ... At a given signal they will peck and eat the gazell. I think the gazell deserves it, but still the birds are annoying *we can fly, but you can't, stupid grass eater looser*.
ReplyDeleteHmmm....Just a little more cleavage and you would have had me.
ReplyDeleteGazelles always take the easy way out...slackers.
ReplyDeleteGazelles fucking piss me off!!
ReplyDeleteGazelle, you are indeed a whore. What's next? Interspecies erotica? I hate you, gazelle.
ReplyDeletePersonally I'm glad they are birds and not lions. That would be Cute OverKILL.
ReplyDeleteSomeone's been watching ANTM.
ReplyDeleteamazing.
ReplyDeleteOh, hello, Fuck You, Penguin. Where have you been all my life?
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