Flying Squirrel, you are a fucking disaster. There's so much wrong with this photo, it's hard to know where to begin. But let's just start with the fact that you can FIT INSIDE A FUCKING LADY'S HAND AND STILL HAVE ENOUGH SPACE LEFT OVER FOR YOUR WHISKERS. I know you think your curled up little tail is going to melt hearts everywhere, but it just looks to me like you're trying to make us forget you can't actually fly. STOP TRYING TO GET AWAY WITH AN INFLATED SENSE OF SELF.
You know, I used to think it was the skin around their legs that made squirrels able to glide through the air, but I'm pretty sure once you get this fucking ridiculous you can float on big-eye-and-little-paw power alone. Just remember to enjoy it while you can, Flying Squirrel, because you're going to get older, and if you don't have your feet on the ground, there's going to be a big wake up call, and it won't involve me feeding you acorns.
Those are some pretty thick fingers
ReplyDeleteBack in the 'sixties they had to make him less cute for his network television appearance with the talking moose or it would have been the end of the world as we know it.
ReplyDeleteSeriously...what's up with the sausages. Methinks the baby squirrel isn't alone in this conspiracy.
ReplyDeletemighty big head you have there, baby flying squirrel.
ReplyDeleteBig eyes like a Precious Moments figurine. Those things are creepy, and so are you, squirrel.
ReplyDeletebaby flying squirrel: floats solely on his giant, inflated ego and sense of self-importance.
ReplyDeleteLMAO! "you can FIT INSIDE A FUCKING LADY'S HAND AND STILL HAVE ENOUGH SPACE LEFT OVER FOR YOUR WHISKERS" is the best line ever!
ReplyDelete"Death From Above" was never so frightening.
ReplyDeleteFlying rats. Disease-carrying rats gone airborne. WTF?
OMG. So tiny!
ReplyDeleteOh no you din't.
ReplyDeleteHmmph. All head and tail. You think you're cute? I think you've got encephalitis and glaucoma.
ReplyDeleteOHHHhh superr duper cute!!
ReplyDeleteI've eaten one of them.
ReplyDeleteGet the hell out of there!
ReplyDeleteThose are hands of someone who does not miss a meal Squirrel,and that pot of water boiling is not for tea.
Look, flying squirrel, you and Bullwinkle can just go back to pulling rabbits out of hats and fighting Boris and Natasha. Take your irritating high pitched voice and the dumb moose and go bother some kids, will ya? You're not cute and we already beat the Nazis. Make yourself useful and fight Al Qaeda or something and leave the cuteness to other animals.
ReplyDeleteYou really can't be too careful these days. Even the baby ones have tricks up their sleeves.
ReplyDeleteThat's a child's hand! Good god, squirrel, have you no shame???
ReplyDeleteA+. I'm over this squirrel.
ReplyDeleteWatch me pull a flying squirrel out of my hat.....Shit, I think the brought the wrong fuckin' hat!
ReplyDeleteAre those ears or wings, dumbo?
ReplyDeleteOh, does the baby want it's mommy?
ReplyDeleteWell tough shit!
She flew into the ceiling fan, and can't be your momma no mo, BITCH!
that doesnt look like a lady's hand. D:
ReplyDeletemust.. fight.. evil... cute... power...
ReplyDeleteGODDAMN you are nauseatingly cute,
baby tree rat!
quit fronting!
you are a JUMPING squirrel, not a
FLYING squirrel
Very cool Shar Pei hand.
ReplyDeleteThat thing can't fly, it just falls with style.
ReplyDeleteThis squirrel eats babies.
ReplyDeleteOK squirrel - I'll admit you're sitting pretty with old banana hands there. You look sweet and timid. Everyone thinks that you're the nice quiet neighbor. Two words squirrel - Jeffery Dahmer.
You thought I wouldn't look into your eating habits? Lets see...tree sap (idiot), insects (gross), carrion (fucking filthy & diseased), bird eggs and nestlings. You heard me - nestlings. You disgusting, sadistic little son-of-a-bitch. Do you kill the babies before you eat them or do you just go to town.
Fuck you psycho. Stay out of my back yard.
Fuck the squirrel. I'm more concerned with the amount of blatant handism out there.
ReplyDeletebut its soooooooooooooo cute
ReplyDeleteOh sure, one of them is ok. But just you wait until baby flying squirrel swarming season.
ReplyDeleteCute.Little.FUCKER.....oooohhhh....damn your adorableness! Fucker!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThe fingers only appear to be huge because they are so much closer to the camera than the eensy squirrel nestled way down in Palm Valley.
ReplyDeletemoonjunio - thanks for defending my mitts - sure, they're not dainty, but they aren't as scary as this photo. Or the squirrel.
ReplyDeleteHahaaaa nice.
ReplyDeleteOh those little F'ers are cute until they leap down the chimney, get into the house while you are on vacation and chew the couch to bits. Come to think of it, that might be the little tree rat born in my couch. Damn. What does his licence plate say - is he from NH?
ReplyDeleteThat squirrel makes me deeply angry just like this little pig. I nominate it next. http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3163/2611857197_217740d11b.jpg
ReplyDelete;)
ReplyDeleteMiniature things enrage me. THAT INCLUDES YOU, TINY FLYING SQUIRREL. I don't care if that's your "natural" size.
ReplyDeleteawwwww.... he's so cute!!! =D
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry but I just melted when I saw this photo.
ReplyDeletehahahaha... i just can't stop cracking up over this one... its okay squirrel, this the steep price to pay for fame
ReplyDeletecheck out those claws, hiding beneath its tiny body--beware the claws!!
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ReplyDeletewhy does it look like its covered in pussy shit?
ReplyDeleteHow dare you, baby flying squirrel? Well just remember you are going nowhere in life, you ridiculously cute bastard.
ReplyDeleteCuteness...overload.
ReplyDelete*explodes*
Dude. I just lost it in maniacal laughter. you win.
ReplyDeletei wonder what i'm gonna buy my kid for a pet when he grows up. i want something exotic. like this. hehe.
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wayyy cuter than the eel!
ReplyDeleteDoes that thing even have a body? Pathetic.
ReplyDeleteSrsly (and that's at least as cute as the squirrel) SRSLY! Where's its little hind legs? Is this thing half eaten already????
ReplyDeleteNevar Forget
ReplyDeleteIt's plotting it's next terrorist act from the palm of that bitches hand... of course after it leaves flying squirrel pellets...
ReplyDeleteThis is fucking hilarious!
ReplyDeletehttp://fyfyp.blogspot.com/
ReplyDeleteum, i believe that's a kangaroo squirrel
ReplyDeleteThanks for your brilliance. Keep 'em coming! Reposted at : http://iamhilarious.com/baby-flying-squirrels-a-mini-911-in-your-hand/
ReplyDeleteWANT!
ReplyDeletePalm pilot!
ReplyDeletedouchebag squirrel
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