Fuck You, Penguin

>>FANTASY ANIMAL WEEK What makes you so great, Unicorn? It just seems like you are a horse with some superglue, big fucking deal. Oh y...

We place a lot of blame on the animals on this blog, and yeah, this dude has his tail curled up over his body and he's fitting on the to...

Oh, Tapir. Tapir, Tapir, Tapir. I can't possibly imagine what could be funny enough to forget that you are a giant pound of grayish blac...

Who do you think you are, Wallaby, a fucking kangaroo? And guess what, asshole, PIGMENT IS NOT OPTIONAL. I don't know what gives you the...

Honestly, Axolotl, if you don't stop existing right now, I'm going to tear my eyes out and then eat them, in the hope that this woul...

AHHHHHHGH. There is a long-haired donkey, and it's named the baudet de poitou? Ho. Lee. Shit. How can there only be 400 of you cute litt...

I had a thought last night, Baby Elephant, and it involved you pulling out all the stops to get me on your side. That thought was that I hat...