What are you trying to prove, Caracal? THERE IS A BASIC CAT TEMPLATE THAT YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW. Ears are only allowed to be so different. There's regular cat ears and folded cat ears. Occasionally, you can have frog eyes for ears (only if you're good). That's fucking it, Caracal. There is nothing in the cat guidelines that allows for custom whale-tails with permed ear-hair. Maybe if it looked a little better I could let it slide. Are you trying to get television reception with those things? Don't even try to flatter me with the come hither look, either, I'm not falling for it. The last time they let a cat get away with some radical shit this happened. Not on my watch, buddy, NOT ON THIS BLOG'S WATCH.
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What self respecting cat has antlers for ears?
Fuck you, caracal.
You know the WORST part about those assholes? Their stupid unpronouncable name!
You look like a fucking joker caracal! Do you see me laughing?
Frog eyes for ears! Brilliant! That pic is too funny, lol.
i'm going to catch you, turn you into nuggets and put you in my barbecue... oh wait... that's spelled charcoal, my bad.
The Salvador Dalí of the cat world.
You should be ashamed of yourself, Caracal. Attention whoring is not an admirable trait.
Cocksucker.
Go Extinct, fucker!
What in the Hell??!!!
Just reading your name hurt my ears/thoughts.
I am not going to even try and pronounce it and fuck up my day.And,that look? Anyway,Carcass you owe me a coffee,
I hope that thing is prepared for the switch to all digital TV frequencies.
Hair in your ears? Yuk... :-P
LMAO. This guy looks like a relation of that crazeh villain's pet cat in Watchmen. >.>
That particular caracal looks like he was in the middle of a sentence when someone snapped his picture.
Maybe it's a hat. Maybe that caracal is going to a Kentucky Derby day party.
That is the most Photoshopped-looking animal I have ever seen.
Oh come on. Seriously, Caracals?
Why is that cat wearing a headband with antlers on it? That's just not sensible when you have to chase down your own dinner.
Caracal wants to be an antelope.
He may mope, but not without hope,
Of trading those long ears and purrs,
For a set of big-ass antlers.
ear perms! LMAO
Hey, dont hate the Carcal because he's beautiful...
Be an appreciater and dare to be different. Radical Shit is his middle name.
Radical Shit IS his middle name!
Bubastis is his first name as Adrian Veidt from Watchmen surely knows!
Caracal, his last name, kicks evolutionary ass!
jack Nicholson i tell ya, Saying "Here's Johnny"
That Caracal probably can't see Russia from his porch, but I bet he can HEAR it with his hairy radar-ears. Pathetic, Caracal, just pathetic!
Damn Caracal...you a funny lookin' mofo! Do you get Satellite radio on those freaking ears?
"Look at me, I'm in photos. I'm a Caracal. I didn't even know what that was until the local geek shrew looked it up on Wikipedia for me. I have disproportionately large, sexy ears. You don't. Evolution was good to me. So there."
Aw, the whale tail link didn't work.
OMG, what is Spock's cat doing on FU,Penguin?
we love you PENGUIN! www.feedmela.com
It all plays into the hypothesis that cats used to fly...
“The last time that happened”....brilliant hahahah, who put that cats paw into an electrical socket....and how do you pronounce this fucking cats name...wow being different must suck for his love life.....maybe we can set him up with my woodpecker banging my drainpipe like nobodies business.
Peace
JB
That cat's been smoking the caracal pipe.
Peruvian Fruit Bat.... er... Cat.
I love your woek
Kieran
http://thelongacre.blogspot.com/
OK, so the Armadillo in a Bucket post was good, and the White Tiger Cub was great, but this Caracal might just be the most awesome post on Fuck You Penguin yet.
What a smug looking bastard.
Dad?
http://i.bdbphotos.com/photos/2T/16/130216_thumb.jpg
HOLY SHIT ITS BUBASTIS!!!
The expression on his face looks like he is trying to remove a peice of corn from his back molar.
http://www.wecanalmosttry.blogspot.com/
Folded cat ears! AAAAhahahahahaha! I love to fold cats' ears!
Fuck you Bubastis, you were vaporized in the intrinsic subtractor, and don't try to act like you weren't!
This blog is so funny
Dear Caracal,
You don't have to have Ear Enhancement surgery to look pretty.
We love you just the way you are.
Regards,
Everyone
http://regardseveryone.blogspot.com/
OH MY GOD!!!! I am pretty sure the rest of my family now thinks that I have completely lost it as I am sitting in my bedroom alone laughing uncontrollably!!!! "Not on my watch buddy!" Hahahahahahaha
hat a media whore...ears to pick up the click of any camera from 20 kilameters away, legs that can probably sprint you there in 2 nano seconds...then crouch (it's Japanese kid behind the camera this time)...lower long lashes to cover top third of eye area and then the instruction 'neoooooowww' airy issues forth from your pouty mouth. Take it back to the 80's Caracal where your Niaomi Campbellisk style may impress. And even then Caracal your complete over do on the kohl shading and white highlighting is gonna get rubbed off your scrummy little face. NO ONE HAS CHEEK BONES THAT HIGH IDIOT!!And the Cleopatra lean of chest out, one shoulder high and one draping low...make up your mind camera whore...what deccade to you want to rip off....And I haven't even started on your stupid fucking name...I can't work like this people....I can't do this people.....no no that's it I'm off. Lehslavah come on we're leaving! Yes NOW!
RE above post: that's 'what a medai whore" not hat a medai whore sorry my bad
You are all fing ass hole dumb asses...who tells an animal to go extinct...get a f-ing live shallow net nerds....Ur a caracal
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