Monday, February 2, 2009

Presenting the Signature Series

Is your Fuck You, Penguin shirt lonely? Or perhaps you hate penguins so much that you couldn't bear to wear them on your shirt... Fear not, for here are the first two shirts in the Fuck You, Penguin Signature Series. Each design has been hand-crafted with the same care, love, and thoughtfulness that goes into each post at Fuck You, Penguin only, unlike the posts, it actually was. In a hundred years, when the penguins have taken over the world and we are all slaves, these shirts will fuel the underground, and will therefore be serious collector's items (think books in Fahrenheit 451, only you won't have to write a book report about it).

In honor of the Pulizter Prize-winning Puffin exposé Puffin hoax revealed!, we have the dainty but firm "Puffin My Ass" shirt:

Fupenguin
Fupenguin
(Also available in blue, pink, and different styles here.)

And for those of you who like to sit and contemplate your clothing, I give you a shirt inspired by the Nobell Prize for Literature-winning haiku from The red-crowned crane is a straight con, the "Zen Crane" shirt:

Fupenguin

Fupenguin
I hope when you pass these shirts down to your great-grandchildren, they make them as happy as they undoubtedly make you right now. Unless your great-grandchildren turn out to be dicks, in which case I suggest you burn these on your death bed.

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Even cooler than the shirts!

deez said...

I'd love to buy the crane shirt, but $30 for a t-shirt is more than a little ridiculous...

alex said...

will you make the puffins shirt in men's, or are you suggesting that all men in fact do believe in puffins?

apples said...

Cute puffin. And you have too many Ls..

jojo said...

oh please stop..
i want them both cause im greedy...
but my credit card is not my friend right now...

Tee said...

Finally, a way to show my hatred of Puffins, dumbass name for a bird anyway.

kiwimusume said...

Oh God. WANT. But my salary is being eaten up by 3457654584 flights across the country for job interviews. Fuck you, Tokyo. Why do you have to be so far away?

(I'm SO buying at least one when this shit is all over, though.)

DerekSmalls said...

you have to write a post about this extinct ibex
i blogged about it here http://comewhinewithme.blogspot.com/2009/02/next-stop-jurassic-park.html

Anonymous said...

I like that you added a rainbow to the puffin image. Nice touch.

M@ said...

i would like to see u fight a penguin, jerk.

BloomWhereYou'rePlanted said...

I love the shirts! When does the "Fuck Me? No Fuck You Anteater!" baby-T come out! I would buy one in every color!

Jeanifurr said...

I really dig these styles. It'd be even cooler if they were on some bags that I could carry around.

Fat Tony said...

do these shirts come in " too fucking fat for the cool shirts" sizes or do I have to see everyone else walking around in their shirts? That would piss me off....by the way this sight has now been blocked by my school....now what do i do in class???

Anonymous said...

seeing as this is the post that made me love you and laugh so hard that my coworkers were wondering about my mental health and my sides aches....I WANT THIS SHIRT!
Fuck you Crane!

Big Brother is Watching said...

Do you not have the I don't believe in Puffins T shirts in men's sizes? I need one for my son--he lost the puffin I adopted for his little Republican ass, thus proving beyond a shadow of a doubt that he does not, in fact, believe in puffins.

Fuck You, Penguin said...

Men's version:

http://www.printfection.com/fupenguin/Puffin-My-Ass-T-Shirt/_p_3523181

Anonymous said...

damn here i thought i had finally found an enjoyable craneless blog.but nooooooo

Haplo said...

It'd be better if it was a haiku.