Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Laziest. Animal. Ever.


Sloth, get off your fucking ass and get down out of that tree. I don't care if it is practically impossible for you to walk on the ground, you've been sleeping for nearly a full day now and you promised you would start looking for a job this morning. WELL IT'S ALMOST TWO IN THE FUCKING AFTERNOON. And have you taken a shower recently? Your hair looks like it is literally made out of straw.

Goddamn, Sloth, you are the most appropriately named little fucker of all time.

19 comments:

jmr said...

Sloth is my hero.

pmp said...

La pereza... he's such a cute little guy and a shifty little effer.

Gorilla Gal said...

go to hell sloth

Saad Ali Abbasi said...

bahahahahah

ybiben said...

it's ok sloth, these guys just don't understand. Marijuana is very potent and can affect the metabolism way more then alcohol. Plus, we know you're studying the art finger painting and flea picking.

Erin Jourdan said...

Just because he doesn't adhere to your conception of the protestant work ethic and consumer consumption ethos doesn't make him wrong. He just is, he bees, he is one with time. The sloth is ultimately groovy.

I'd pick on the fast animals if I were you. Or at least ones that can walk.

Unknown said...

"That's just how I am," said the sloth. "I like to do things slowly, slowly, slowly.

skwilli said...

Soon the bastard will be knee deep in my bailout money!

Allison said...

Hey, it's my old boyfriend!

Dana B said...

I often wonder how they catch these critters

Tee said...

Look out lazy azz sloth, John Doe is lookin for ya, next thing you know you'll wake up with your cranium in a box!

Age of Reason said...

stupid sloth!

The Office Artist said...

sloth motto: maybe later

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