Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Chipmunks: What are they hiding?

What is going on inside those cheeks, Chipmunk? I know you've got something in there, because I KNOW you aren't doing a Marlon Brando impression. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO MARLON BRANDO IS BECAUSE YOU ARE JUST A FUCKING CHIPMUNK. And close your mouth while you are eating, no one wants to see your chewed up whatever. Jesus Christ, Chipmunk. Manners.


Saad Ali Abbasi said...

man you are one funny writer, I'd love to express my wit like that! :D haha

Unknown said...

I bet that son of a bitch is nibbling on Alvin, Theodore, and Simon's nuts. Whore.