Thursday, November 20, 2008

Get a load of this douchebag



Holy shit, Koala. I didn't realize you were POSING FOR A FUCKING ALBUM COVER FROM THE 1970S. I bet all the songs would be about eucalyptus, seeing as that's all you can eat, you non-omnivorous little shit. Why don't you get down off your tree trunk and act like a normal animal, or are you too good for us? Get lost, Koala. My mind didn't even want to comprehend your cute little existence anyway.

8 comments:

Charles McCarthy said...

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intimidatinguncle.blogspot.com

we should blogroll.

you handle the animals, I will keep the little kids in check.

Heather said...

And what kind of fucking animal has two thumbs on each hand... What are you going to start hanging out with those movie reviewer pricks? You know what, I give you FOUR THUMBS DOWN you drunk of eucalyptus leaves fuck.

El Duderino said...

it's about time someone stood up to those cunts!

Gabe said...

Asshole looks like he's been mutha fukin scalped. Bald-ass fukin prick

Steph(anie) said...

ALBUM COVER FROM THE 1970S!!! Fucking awesome.

Unknown said...

It looks like a presidential photo. Like if the U.S. had voted in a Koala this picture would be in every federal building.

Flant said...

Fuck off Loraine you fucken scumbag. These posts were funny until you came along and fucked it by trying to sell your society lead existence of marriage. Think for yourself you fucken sheep.

HoboSimian said...

Somebody tell me why he tried to shave Canada on his forehead? What was wrong with your forehead hair, Koala? Too good for your own FOREHEAD HAIR?? KOALA??