Thursday, December 4, 2008

Moose are the biggest dorks ever


Obviously, Moose, you don't have a mirror to practice your smile, because you seriously look like a total vagina right now. You are very lucky moose do not have to go to school, since you would get your ass kicked, like, every day. And what kind of wild animal smiles at a camera? You are supposed to be a badass that roams the forest beating up other moose and cars that look at you funny, not Cindy fucking Crawford. Man up, Moose.

26 comments:

Captain Happy said...

good lord, this blog is single handedly curing my cancer.

Poofleia said...

I legit almost fell off my chair.
This blog totally made my day, and the moose was BY FAR my fave.

Keep kickin' it to the man!
or.... animal.
you know what I mean.

Saad Ali Abbasi said...

hahahahah "look like a total vagina" hahah!!

DougVernX said...

Looking forward to seeing where this blog goes. Check out my moose blog. http://coolasacrazymoose.blogspot.com

Thanks Harold the moose.

JC said...

That's "meese", damnit

Anonymous said...

...what they said.

EllieO said...

OMG
smiling moose....tooo funny!

Natasha said...

fvcking funnny

BiteSize Literature said...

This stuff is so HILARIOUS!

Mark Johnston said...

Makes me want to kill a moose and hang its goofy face on my wall...
not really.
So funny.

tanj said...

lmao

kelseroo said...

Just the title of this one is hilarious! And so true.

Steph(anie) said...

peed. my. pants.

Thanks a lot, now my chair is all squishy.

Amesynth said...

omg.. I can not stop laughing at this... I almost spit my drink all over my screen and keyboard. Which would've been very messy and time consuming to clean up.

Have you ever tried to clean out all the crevices on a keyboard, Moose? I didn't think so.

How inconsiderate of you. Dick.

Captain Awesome said...

You. are. my. hero.

Thank you for saying what we were all thinking.

ttw said...

so, like, this just totally ruined my Lean Pocket.

MsSparkleArkle said...

Ahhh - I used to think the Moose was cute, but now I know how right you are - he is a total vagina.

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