Monday, January 26, 2009

This bunny wants to ambush your sensibilities


**A teaching moment on Fuck You, Penguin.**

Bunny, what the hell do you think you are doing? Those people out there are just trying have a nice walk in the woods, and here you are waiting for the perfect moment to pounce on them and tear their insides out, hop by excruciating hop. STOP TRYING TO CAUSE A SPONTANEOUSLY CUTE INCIDENT. Did you think I wouldn't see you? Did you think you could just go around, hiding in the dark corners of the world, working to undermine everything that holds civilized society together? You disgust me, Bunny.

LESSON: Never walk through a garden or a jungle without being aware of the distinct possibility that there could be some ridiculously cute asshole bunny crouched in the shadows, ready to pounce and violate your sacred sense of decency.

69 comments:

Tee said...

What the fuck? I uh...WE uh...Somebody should uh...Don't some kind of homeland security rules apply here? Summabitch Bunny!

Tim McNutt said...

What happened to it's front legs? Did Wilford Brimley forget to deliver the diabeetus supplies so they had to be amputated? Or is this a sick joke at the expense of the owner of the Utah Jazz? Fuck you for hating basketball.

Traycina said...

I believe this is a Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog as seen in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

BEWARE.

Mrs. Z said...

Sensibilities ambushed.


As a side note: my verification word was "beater." Kinda funny. But not as cute as that bunny.

LeahLuv said...

That bunny scares the shit outta me. But then again, if I ever saw it in the woods on my way to granma's house, I'd probably run after it and hug its guts out.

Ashrod said...

why does it look as though its 'lower region' has been censored?

Molly said...

That bunny dresses like a total whore.

DH said...

There's something weirdly ethereal about that bunny...maybe we need Jennifer Love Hewitt to convince it to go to the light.

Jessica Mooney said...

If I saw you sitting there like that with your so called "cuteness" I would stomp you into the ground until all that was left was a bloody spot in the grass. Take that you little slut. What a bitch. I'm nauseatted.

Will Niccolls said...

This bunny makes me feel dirty

HRH King Friday XIII, Ret. said...

he's missing a nose and mouth! wtf! back to hell, demon rabbit!

Anonymous said...

There was a bunny on my back steps when I got home last night. It was dark out.

Now I realize why he was there.

Thanks for tipping us off!

Colleen said...

This picture reminds me of a song...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRjfS9vYj88

David Dust said...

This bullshit bunny probably thinks Bugs was fucking HIGH-larious for getting Daffy shot in the face 50 million times. I got news for you bunny, that shit was NOT funny, and you are NOT cute.

It's Wabbit Season, bitches.

Nicole oh-so Lovely said...

i think that bunny is a fake.....someone planted it

sincerely,
www.yourbabyisanasshole.com

Unknown said...

No wonder I'm so fat, my salad tastes like fucking bunny ass!!

G double dash LOC said...

Where are the knights that say Ni! I think they have a bunny to kill.

Aeroentropy said...

I think I'm being taken in...

Ahhhh, hellp!

Aeroentropy said...

I think I'm having trouble with my technology, too!

PhilosopherQueen said...

Seriously... Fuck you, Bunny. How DARE you be so insanely cute?!?!?!

ChuckFan said...

http://whatisupwithchuck.blogspot.com

Nothing but love for FUP, I bought a sweatshirt!

Sarika said...

I can never eat another chocolate easter bunny again. Thanks.

angela said...

Please tell me this photo's a fake.

Anonymous said...

Those front paws are just ridiculous!

Anonymous said...

Holy crap, that is the cutest bunny I have ever seen in my whole life...

kilgore said...

i do not believe in that bunny. i can't, because it would be too frightening. frighteningly cute. hello bunny.

Misha said...

That's not a real bunny - he doesn't look even remotely disapproving.

Anonymous said...

Could... not... resist... cutewiddlefwuffybunniewunnie...

Run! SAVE YOURSELVES!!!

oh, who's a cute little itty bitty babay bunbun?

And how do I strangle myself with my own bare hands??? Gaaaaaah!!!

JediJeff said...

Is all that true about chocolate bunnies too?


Mmmmm.....chocolate.

Kris V. Bernard said...

my bunny kills me with cuteness, all the while nawing whole chunks of wood out of my coffee table when he's not getting attention. Blast them and their cuteness!

Jon Defreest said...

I'd like to pet that bunny with the business end of a shotgun.

I bought my girlfriend a bunny once for her birthday and the damn thing bit me while I was putting food it its bowl.

Needless to say I dumped the broad.

Miss Anthropic said...

Oh my God isn't that the cutest little thin......aaaaaaaaaaaa!!! My decency! My sensibilities! They are being shredded at the mere sight of this bunny....damn it, little dwarf! You will PAY!

Mame said...

*sigh* of relief - the Penguin is back.

I would drop kick that bunny to Mars. Tonight.

Anonymous said...

Cute little bitch.

Anonymous said...

I know why those ears are so big. That little bastard is listening for shit he can tell the penguins.

emish418 said...

This bunny is begging to become a mitten.

jenny said...

Binicula anyone? Creepy vampire rabbits.

Unknown said...

I just found your blog and I love it.

Ek said...

I had bunnies interrupt my driving lesson earlier. Bit difficult to do a 3 point turn when they're hopping across the road.

Sugarbaby said...

You know what, Bunny?
You're not so cute. In fact, I think you look like shit. I hate you! Wait...where are you going? I wanted to pet you!!

Fucker.

Anonymous said...

WTF is up with the HUUUGE glistening eyes, are you fuckin kidding me?

Laila P said...

That is one ridiculous bunny.

kristine said...

I've taken craps cuter than that stupid bunny before.

Katie said...

That Bunny is a psychopath! Look at it, just waiting to strike. The bastard!

Anonymous said...

Smug, fuzzy bastard. And what is with that yooge ostrich eyeball?

Jeff said...

You and your buddy hiding behind that green leaf world make great fucking Ugg boots.

Weasel said...

You know what would make that bunny cuter?

Two pieces of bread, some mayonnaise and a plate.

Go fuck yourself, you incontinent herbivore. And stop eating your own shit.

Yeah, they do that.

Wikipedia it.

Now how cute is he?

J said...

Fuck you, bunny! You don't even look real.

The Val said...

This is the biggest asshole I have ever seen.

okramsey said...

Okay. I went to a funeral today and didn't cry. One look at this bunny and I have tears flowing down my face...thanks.

Please tell me this is a Muppet...

truker said...

Where's your nose, bunny? Screw you.

Anonymous said...

That is dangerous fucking bunny.

olympiapress said...

And then they come to your goddamn lawn, treat it like it's a fucking bathroom, leaving goddamn bunny pellets for your dog to eat.

Well you know why, bunny? 'Cuz my dog eats organic treats, made out of bunny. Fuck you, bunny.

Unknown said...

I think the penguins know you're onto them.

http://www.time.com/time/quotes/0,26174,1874179,00.html?xid=rss-quotes

Taxitermist said...

Don't worry everybody!

Last night I fucked the cute right out of that bunny.

She's a rabbit now.

Unknown said...

i took a picture of myself, telling off a penguin. But i couldn't find your contact info. So here is a link to it on my blog.
Enjoy.


http://www.alifelessmediated.com/2009/01/fuck-this-penguin.html

Tara Rabeumdeay said...

These wee bastards are all over the city too. I've wasted whole minutes when distracted by the sudden appearance of one of these furry terrorists, and the ensuing, "Oh oh oh!" and "Look, a bunny!" and "Heeeeere, bunny" and "Cute cute cute" and "Wittle bunny snoogums cutie pie!"

Most of all, they have some weird power to that causes you to make a damn fool out of yourself.

They suck.

Kafka Stole My Bike said...

I have a bunny that lives on my back porch. I named it "Rear Admiral". He has never given me any problems.



Tonight, he dies.

Jess said...

Alright: everyone who has seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail, remember that bunny. Remember that killa!

daniruth82 said...

"We'll not risk another frontal assault. That rabbits dynamite!" . . . "RUN AWAY!"

feathermar said...

That bunny is the worst. It's eyes are too freaking big for it's head. Freaky little fluffy bunny. Go roast yourself!

belledame222 said...

Dude, that not even a real, live, finished bunny. That's, like, some manipulative animal rights/anti-abortion group's poster child of a rabbit fetus, excuse me, an -unborn bunny-. Right after you see that image, they leap out from the bushes and start hurling half-melted chocolate Easter bunnies at your angora sweater and shouting incoherent slogans. Do not be lulled.

Danielle Filas said...

Hey, you freaking fuzzy creep. Who do you think you are with your alien eyes? The bunny version of Anne Hathaway or something? I hope you get snubbed at the Oscars.

gigiblogger said...

why the fuck is it so white? Does it roll around in bleach all day? just looking at it makes me sick cause it's so damn cute. no worries though i bet it smells bad.

Shahana said...

Dooby-dooby dooo.....

Laughing Soul said...

Fucking Bunny. How dare he?! To hell with the Rabbit!

Anonymous said...

I think my brain exploded, thanks for nothing, bunny!!!!

Anonymous said...

DAMN YOU BUNNY, DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!

You just made me spend... 1 minute ...of my fucking life ...LOOKING at your fuzzy, pornographic, fucking pompous lame excuse for a photo!!

You CUTE SOB!!!

He's gonna get us all killed, that's what it is!

Muthafuckn' rabbit...

fathøm said...

'thats no ordinary rabbit'

also, id f*k that thing. am i wrong?