Friday, January 30, 2009

It's my birthday

^^A penguin reflects on this day of remembrance.^^

No post today, I feel that the full impact of my birth is enough to keep the animals in line until Monday.

In the meantime, you can make this penguin cry by buying a shirt. For your dog. Or a mug. Or a thong. Or a 1973 Chevy Camaro (Penguins hate American made, it's why their documentary was French).

73 comments:

the Constantly Dramatic One said...

Well Happy Birthday Ring Master and just for you I am gonna go and tell off those horribly, horribly cute kittens that live in the backalley of my house.

Just. For. You.

G double dash LOC said...

A congratulatory FUCK YOU, PENGUIN!

natalita said...

Happy Birthday! Thank you for making me laugh so much!!!

Send Kegan to OCU Music Program said...

Happy birthday, hope it's good one. I let my kitten know what's what just now, just for you

kim said...

Happy Birthday..in your honor I'm going to go shove those precious little chickadees off the perch on my bird feeders...their tiny, puffy feathers, getting blown about by the snow and wind..holding on for dear life trying to grab a sunflower seed or two. such annoying tenacity and cunning...

Laila P said...

It's hilarious that you actually sell a FUP thong!
Happy birthday! Keep on keeping those cute bastards in line for a long time to come!

Tim McNutt said...

I will be kicking a puppy in your honor today, which is different from most days when I kick puppies to get hard. It like free viagra....

Katie said...

I like birthdays and penguins. like it.

Nanners said...

Happy Birthday!
<3
Nanners

Lisa Johnson said...

Happy Birthday! I feel like I should go outside and stare down a squirrel in your honor.

Noob Mommy said...

Happy Birthday :) I will go tell my fat cat to go suck it in your honor. ;P

Anonymous said...

Happy birthday to you!

I like your blog a lot, it really is hilarious. :)

Greets from Germany,
Yasmin

Your baby is an asshole said...

Happy Birthday skankasorous.

Love,
www.yourbabyisanasshole.com

kayce. said...

happy birthday, bitch!

Anonymous said...

Well happy birthday!

Kafka Stole My Bike said...

Happy b-day- I'm going to shake the shit out of my neighbor's dog as soon as I get home.

Just. For. You.

billypaintbrush said...

"I HAVE CARRIED A WATERMELON" ??

hey, yasmintee, speaking of Urkomisch, pretty funny FUP site auf Deutsch

Unknown said...

Happy Birthday, you've still got work to do: http://www.worth1000.com/contest.asp?contest_id=22674&display=photoshop&page=5000#entries :)

HobbesBurns said...

Mine too. Happy puppy blending.

Hiro, The Incredible said...

happy birthday! eat a cake!

Unknown said...

Happy birthday you hilarious evil genius!!

Cassaundra said...

go penguin, it's your birthday!

Mame said...

Thanks. Now I hate and dread the weekend. On the upside, I live for Mondays and the return of FUP!

Unknown said...

Happy Birthday! Thank you for helping me get through the work day when I need a good laugh!

Anonymous said...

FUP makes it feel like our birthday everyday. The oh so precious gems we're given are the best presents evah!!

Happy Birthday to the coolest smartass out there.

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Traycina said...

Well Happy Fucking Birthday.

JediJeff said...

Happy birthday, asshole.

Kelly Smith said...

Happy birthday to you, whoever YOU are. Who ARE you, anyway? Curious minds NEED to know.

Colleen said...

Love the thong AND the doggie shirt that says, "I am part of the problem."

Happy Birthday, buttmunch!

Anonymous said...

I just stumbled across your blog recently, and it had me entertained for a good 28 minutes of valuable work time while i cought up on it. I am now hooked. Happy Birthday!

Anonymous said...

I just stumbled across your blog recently, and it had me entertained for a good 28 minutes of valuable work time while i cought up on it. I am now hooked. Happy Birthday!

PhilosopherQueen said...

Happy Birthday!

And thank you for providing me with much needed laughter 5 days a week!

Now go get hammered :)

gregoryyy said...

Happy Birthday!!
Ah yes,what a day to celebrate,and,reflect.
I have learned a lot here so far. Like "not" drinking coffee while reading FUB,it usually comes out my nose or i start choking from it.

Staying calm when provoked by these animals(i am looking your way -bunny).

I can only there will be no sneak attack over the weekend....

DH said...

HFB! BFD.

Tee said...

Happy Birthday!

Unknown said...

Oh, I see what you're doing, You think it's so fucking cute you have a birthday. Well guess what dumbshit? This birthday thing? EVERYONE HAS ONE. That's right you are the least special (not to mention original) web blog ever. In fact i was so bored reading your pathetic, average, run of the mill posts that i banged my head against my keyboard until i got to cute overload!

That's right! What do you think of that, FUP? NOTHING, HUH? That's what i thought. Respect.

fuck your birthday fuck you penguin

Unknown said...

I look forward to seeing what you can do with this - the second photo is undeniably cute !

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/south_of_scotland/7854141.stm

DaveW said...

Oh come on.

When you're my age every birthday will feel like a death sentence and if you think you're sick of penguins now just you wait. I spend my weekends making penguin range targets.

Get a grip on yourself man. We got a civilization to defend.

killahmcgillah said...

Hey dude. (Lady? I dunno...)

Check this shit out:

http://www.nbcbayarea.com/around_town/the_scene/Zoo_Babies.html

Three words: FUCKING ZOO BABIES.

Anonymous said...

happyy birthday!

coinscankill said...

My birthday was yesterday. So a big Happy fucking birthday to us!

Jeff said...

Happy Birthday dude. In your honor I won't feed my fish today.

yarravillewahine said...

Hey, it's my birthday too! I knew I liked you for a reason!

JACQUELINE TRUONG said...

Aw, Happy Birthday silly one. I told my pugs to, "Man Up" just for you! Albeit, one titled his head side to side in confusion and the other stared back bug-eyed then wagged his tail...

Anonymous said...

You couldn't do a post on your birthday?!?

Why?

I mean, shit, IT'S THE SAME DAMN JOKE EVERY DAY!

Sure, we retards keep laughing, but still, it's NOT ROCKET SCIENCE to post this twaddle.

Slacker.





(Happy Birthday.)

Unknown said...

;-)

Anonymous said...

Happy birthday!!

Allgaul said...

My cutest cat called you a bad name and I heard some other cute animals laughing about how you took off on your birthday. I hope on Monday you tell them what's what!
Happy Birthday however belated it is at this point.

Kathleen said...

Happy Post-Birthday Day!

Try to forget that you were once an adorable infant.

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday from Dubai!

I went to the pet store today to buy some shit. I told the snakes, the budgies, the african grey parrot, the cockatoo, the hamsters, the adorable french grey kitten and the mini-dachshund, not to mention the fish and finally the terrapins,
"Youse can all fuck yourselves!"

After that I got arrested and deported. But it felt good!

Jess said...

Happy B-day awesome person. man, i am so jealous, i <3 b-days. especially my own.

MotorWeek Sucks said...

Fuck you and your birthday! And fuck Camaros! :)

Keta said...

Many happy returns of the day (well the next day). Hope it was f'n fine.

In your honor I have baked a cake

Maggie said...

so you're an aquarius, huh? that explains why you have no soul and why there's a blackhole where your heart should be. happy belated =)

DJ said...

No greater birthday present for me than to know I share it with the genius behind this spectacle.

Thanks for the laughs, Happy (belated) Birthday!!!

Karla May said...

Dude, you share your birthday with ME and Dick "Fuck you, Penguin and everyone else while I'm at it" Cheney.

You are one lucky bastard.

Lackluster Procrastinator said...

Happy belated. I hope you got snugged by a gigantic Panda.

Kelly Smith said...

I have to say - that cake was fucking hilarious.

Unknown said...

I am so fucking excited that we share the same birthday! Thanks for putting a smile on my face every day.

OzarkTroutBum said...

I'm sure cute furry things the world over breathed a collective sigh of relief at this news.

Fuck them, they don't deserve the break, you are too generous.

Anonymous said...

hey- your blog is hysterical. have you seen this dude & his best friend duck?
http://atomicswerve.wordpress.com/2009/02/01/trucking-duck/

Katie-Banana_Peel said...

Your Blog is stupid.

mere said...

i love your blog. happy birthday. and i told my dog to fuck off.

susan said...

Happy Birthday , Fuck You! I'm wearing your thong all day to celebrate.

Jess said...

Happy birthday!
heh, I knew you were and Aquarius ;)

I'll go say, "fuck you, you stain on society" to my dog, just for you ;)

Anonymous said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
YOU BELONG IN THE ZOO
YOU LOOK LIKE A MONKEY
AND YOU ACT LIKE ONE TOO
...
HAVE A GOOD ONE!!

Lee Bemrose said...

Birthdays are gay. You must be gay. I'd say happy birthday and thanks for the laughs, but that would be gay.

(I'll go outside now and shout like a Viking at some pigeons in your honour... I don't think that would be gay).

Cheryl said...

happy belated birthday! hey, how bout we get married to celebrate? i love you, FU, Penguin!!!!

Duncan Butterfly said...

Wow. The Camaro really went bad after '69, didn't it?

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