^^A penguin reflects on this day of remembrance.^^No post today, I feel that the full impact of my birth is enough to keep the animals in line until Monday.
In the meantime, you can make this penguin cry by buying a shirt. For your dog. Or a mug. Or a thong. Or a 1973 Chevy Camaro (Penguins hate American made, it's why their documentary was French).
71 comments:
Well Happy Birthday Ring Master and just for you I am gonna go and tell off those horribly, horribly cute kittens that live in the backalley of my house.
Just. For. You.
A congratulatory FUCK YOU, PENGUIN!
Happy Birthday! Thank you for making me laugh so much!!!
Happy birthday, hope it's good one. I let my kitten know what's what just now, just for you
Happy Birthday..in your honor I'm going to go shove those precious little chickadees off the perch on my bird feeders...their tiny, puffy feathers, getting blown about by the snow and wind..holding on for dear life trying to grab a sunflower seed or two. such annoying tenacity and cunning...
It's hilarious that you actually sell a FUP thong!
Happy birthday! Keep on keeping those cute bastards in line for a long time to come!
I will be kicking a puppy in your honor today, which is different from most days when I kick puppies to get hard. It like free viagra....
I like birthdays and penguins. like it.
Happy Birthday!
<3
Nanners
Happy Birthday! I feel like I should go outside and stare down a squirrel in your honor.
Happy Birthday :) I will go tell my fat cat to go suck it in your honor. ;P
Happy birthday to you!
I like your blog a lot, it really is hilarious. :)
Greets from Germany,
Yasmin
Happy Birthday skankasorous.
Love,
www.yourbabyisanasshole.com
happy birthday, bitch!
Well happy birthday!
Happy b-day- I'm going to shake the shit out of my neighbor's dog as soon as I get home.
Just. For. You.
"I HAVE CARRIED A WATERMELON" ??
hey, yasmintee, speaking of Urkomisch, pretty funny FUP site auf Deutsch
Happy Birthday, you've still got work to do: http://www.worth1000.com/contest.asp?contest_id=22674&display=photoshop&page=5000#entries :)
Mine too. Happy puppy blending.
happy birthday! eat a cake!
Happy birthday you hilarious evil genius!!
go penguin, it's your birthday!
Thanks. Now I hate and dread the weekend. On the upside, I live for Mondays and the return of FUP!
Happy Birthday! Thank you for helping me get through the work day when I need a good laugh!
FUP makes it feel like our birthday everyday. The oh so precious gems we're given are the best presents evah!!
Happy Birthday to the coolest smartass out there.
Well Happy Fucking Birthday.
Happy birthday, asshole.
Happy birthday to you, whoever YOU are. Who ARE you, anyway? Curious minds NEED to know.
Love the thong AND the doggie shirt that says, "I am part of the problem."
Happy Birthday, buttmunch!
I just stumbled across your blog recently, and it had me entertained for a good 28 minutes of valuable work time while i cought up on it. I am now hooked. Happy Birthday!
I just stumbled across your blog recently, and it had me entertained for a good 28 minutes of valuable work time while i cought up on it. I am now hooked. Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday!
And thank you for providing me with much needed laughter 5 days a week!
Now go get hammered :)
Happy Birthday!!
Ah yes,what a day to celebrate,and,reflect.
I have learned a lot here so far. Like "not" drinking coffee while reading FUB,it usually comes out my nose or i start choking from it.
Staying calm when provoked by these animals(i am looking your way -bunny).
I can only there will be no sneak attack over the weekend....
HFB! BFD.
Happy Birthday!
Oh, I see what you're doing, You think it's so fucking cute you have a birthday. Well guess what dumbshit? This birthday thing? EVERYONE HAS ONE. That's right you are the least special (not to mention original) web blog ever. In fact i was so bored reading your pathetic, average, run of the mill posts that i banged my head against my keyboard until i got to cute overload!
That's right! What do you think of that, FUP? NOTHING, HUH? That's what i thought. Respect.
fuck your birthday fuck you penguin
I look forward to seeing what you can do with this - the second photo is undeniably cute !
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/south_of_scotland/7854141.stm
Oh come on.
When you're my age every birthday will feel like a death sentence and if you think you're sick of penguins now just you wait. I spend my weekends making penguin range targets.
Get a grip on yourself man. We got a civilization to defend.
Hey dude. (Lady? I dunno...)
Check this shit out:
http://www.nbcbayarea.com/around_town/the_scene/Zoo_Babies.html
Three words: FUCKING ZOO BABIES.
happyy birthday!
My birthday was yesterday. So a big Happy fucking birthday to us!
Happy Birthday dude. In your honor I won't feed my fish today.
Hey, it's my birthday too! I knew I liked you for a reason!
Aw, Happy Birthday silly one. I told my pugs to, "Man Up" just for you! Albeit, one titled his head side to side in confusion and the other stared back bug-eyed then wagged his tail...
You couldn't do a post on your birthday?!?
Why?
I mean, shit, IT'S THE SAME DAMN JOKE EVERY DAY!
Sure, we retards keep laughing, but still, it's NOT ROCKET SCIENCE to post this twaddle.
Slacker.
(Happy Birthday.)
;-)
Happy birthday!!
My cutest cat called you a bad name and I heard some other cute animals laughing about how you took off on your birthday. I hope on Monday you tell them what's what!
Happy Birthday however belated it is at this point.
Happy Post-Birthday Day!
Try to forget that you were once an adorable infant.
Happy Birthday from Dubai!
I went to the pet store today to buy some shit. I told the snakes, the budgies, the african grey parrot, the cockatoo, the hamsters, the adorable french grey kitten and the mini-dachshund, not to mention the fish and finally the terrapins,
"Youse can all fuck yourselves!"
After that I got arrested and deported. But it felt good!
Happy B-day awesome person. man, i am so jealous, i <3 b-days. especially my own.
Fuck you and your birthday! And fuck Camaros! :)
Many happy returns of the day (well the next day). Hope it was f'n fine.
In your honor I have baked a cake
so you're an aquarius, huh? that explains why you have no soul and why there's a blackhole where your heart should be. happy belated =)
No greater birthday present for me than to know I share it with the genius behind this spectacle.
Thanks for the laughs, Happy (belated) Birthday!!!
Dude, you share your birthday with ME and Dick "Fuck you, Penguin and everyone else while I'm at it" Cheney.
You are one lucky bastard.
Happy belated. I hope you got snugged by a gigantic Panda.
I have to say - that cake was fucking hilarious.
I am so fucking excited that we share the same birthday! Thanks for putting a smile on my face every day.
I'm sure cute furry things the world over breathed a collective sigh of relief at this news.
Fuck them, they don't deserve the break, you are too generous.
hey- your blog is hysterical. have you seen this dude & his best friend duck?
http://atomicswerve.wordpress.com/2009/02/01/trucking-duck/
Your Blog is stupid.
i love your blog. happy birthday. and i told my dog to fuck off.
Happy Birthday , Fuck You! I'm wearing your thong all day to celebrate.
Happy birthday!
heh, I knew you were and Aquarius ;)
I'll go say, "fuck you, you stain on society" to my dog, just for you ;)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
YOU BELONG IN THE ZOO
YOU LOOK LIKE A MONKEY
AND YOU ACT LIKE ONE TOO
...
HAVE A GOOD ONE!!
Birthdays are gay. You must be gay. I'd say happy birthday and thanks for the laughs, but that would be gay.
(I'll go outside now and shout like a Viking at some pigeons in your honour... I don't think that would be gay).
happy belated birthday! hey, how bout we get married to celebrate? i love you, FU, Penguin!!!!
Wow. The Camaro really went bad after '69, didn't it?
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